Some people think that they are intelligent by avoiding all beaches to stay safe from potentially being killed by sharks…
Wouldn’t it be more intelligent if they avoided all land to stay safe from people?
That is, if they are using their beach avoidance as a survival tactic above all else.
I wonder if they have read about cars…
Look at me, I am blogging.
Knowing who everyone is on your following/follower list is very tricky on tumblr.
What the fuck happened to good old first and last names and knowing who everyone is?! Haha
So mysterious.
Let’s see how many reblogs we can get on this!
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The best text I have ever received.
“The first time I met you, I didn’t think much.
We walked to your house until your I.D you did clutch.
Then at a party we shared a nod and a wave,
but other than that, no fucks were gave.
It wasn’t until when wingmanned you was,
I stopped and realised that you were pretty cute, just because.
You were sweet and kind and had a loving face,
of which, come April, my lips were placed.
In June we danced to the B-52s,
Then you turned and said ‘I want to date you.’
It went good for a while until nervous, I became.
So I broke your heart, and then I exclaimed;
‘I just need some time, please understand
maybe one day you can be my man.’
After schoolies and [others], our paths again crossed,
and we realised suddenly that love was not lost.
We came closer and closer till again we were one,
And before we could catch them, our hearts were on the run.
It’s now 20 months since that Tim Minchin date,
where again you asked me, to be your mate.
We’ve had our ups and downs, our anger and tears,
But I know you’re always there to scare off my fears.
You’re kind and sweet, and a babe to boot,
Your hair is so sexy and your smile is cute.
So here is to many more months where you fit like a glove,
I guess, thanks to you, I am without a doubt in love.”
<3
